Senin, 07 Mei 2012

EVER LASTING FRIENDS

One day, there were four students that get friendship. They are Ruth, Suci Tegar and Naufal. They‘ve get friendship thirteen years.
(In cinema...................................................................)
Suci     : Ruth, did you have called Tegar ?
Ruth    : No. Why ?
Naufal : Is he doesn’t want to join us ? watching battleship together, i mean.
Ruth    : Okay. I’ll call him...
“haloo..?”
Tegar   : “Y ?”
Ruth    : “Where are you ? Don’t you want to  watching battleship together with us ?”
Tegar   : “Oh y y, i’m on the way.”
Ruth    : “ Okay, Hurry up!”
After watched battleship, they go home together. Tegar and Naufal live in one house. Surprisely, tegar said that he want to say something serious.
Tegar   : Fal, i wanna talk to you.
Naufal : About what? I’m too busy now.
Tegar   : Damn hell. I’m serious.
Naufal : Alright. So, what do you wanna talk?
Tegar   : You know, i think, i gotta different feeling with Suci.
Naufa  : What do you mean? Do you loved her?
Tegar   : Yes, kind of.
Naufal : Wait, we have being friend for thirteen years, man. And now, you’re in love with your own friend?
Tegar   : Why? Am i wrong? Love is blind. It doesn’t care who, where, when, and why.
Naufal : Yes i understand it. But, how it could be Suci?
Tegar   : I don’t know. I can’t explain it. You know, i just can feel it, feel......
  In the next day, Naufal talked to Ruth about that. They were surprised.
Naufal : Ruth, do you know about Tegar?
Ruth    : What do you mean?
Naufal : He love Suci.
Ruth    : How could?
Naufal : I don’t know exactly. He said that he can’t explain it, but just feel it.
Ruth    : Bullshit ! We are friend. Let’s talk to him.
Naufal : Roger that.
  Than, they talked to Tegar.
Naufal : Hey you ! let’s talk about it.
Tegar   : About what? Hmmmm wait a minutes. .. Let me guess. Is it Suci?
Ruth    : Bingo ! How the bloody hell you can said that you loved her.
Tegar   : Don’t you ever love someone? If we talk about love, it means that we talk about feel.
Naufal : Negative. I’m extremely unhappy about this.
Tegar   : What ever.
Ruth    : Okay, it that what you want, don’t say that we’re friend again !
Tegar   : What the....
Time passes. No more that four friends. They kept away from each other, except Ruth and Naufal. They planned to thwart Tegar’s plann to say his feeling into Suci. One Monday morning, when there was a flag ceremony.
Teacher: Good Morning my loved students, a whole teacher and .....
Tegar   : (Take the teacher’s mic) i’m sorry Sir. But i have something to say.
Teacher: (Shocked)
Tegar     : i’m sorry, but i have something to say. This is for the girl standing there. The most                beautiful girl i have ever met. The girl who introduce me with one thing make me happy, love. The girl a named Suci. I’m standing here to say how much i love you. We have know each other for thirteen years as friend. But now i want you to be my girl be my sun every summer and my snow every winter.... (walking into Suci), So would you?
Suci     : Are you crazy? You make me ashamed.
Tegar   : I just wait for yes or no.
Suci     : of course not (Run)
Naufal : Hahahahaha. Uh, i’m so sorry to hear that, Te.
Ruth    : Said that you love your bestfriend and she said no for that.
Naufal : If i was you, i will....
Tegar   : Ah, Shut up !
    Y’all really makes me mad !
Seconds becomes hours. Hours becomes days. Times flew. They never meet each other again. Until one day. In graduation day..
Ruth      : Morning all. First of all, i want to say thanks to God and all my teachers that always support me. Also my parents and of course, my friends. Two years ago, i have three friends that always there  when i  laugh, love someone, or even cry. But we have never talk each other again since one simple things destroy our friendship. Right, how i can’t hold this feeling again, cry with them. Suci, Tegar, naufal. I hope that we can be friend again. Maybe there is ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend out there. But there is no ex-friend. I’m sorry for all i’ve ever done. I love you all..
Suci     : Hey ! :)
Ruth    : what are you doing?
Suci     : i have heard that, i miss you too (hug Ruth)
Naufal : Stopped that !
Tegar   : Don’t begin without us. !
Ruth    : Oh no... (crying)
Suci     : I can’t hold my tears on it.
Naufal & Tegar : What a maudlin girl.

Jumat, 20 Januari 2012

Spoof Text

The Oldest

In a large family there is a beautiful girl named nisa. One day he waited for the school bus.
When the bus came, she go into the bus. The bus driver asked him ‘what grade are you ?’, then nisa replied ‘class 11’. Then the bus driver asked again ‘how many brothers ?’, Nisa briefly answered ‘3, sir’.
The bus driver asked again ‘you the oldest ?’ nisa answered ‘no sir, the oldest was my grandfather’

TEXT ANALYZING
Orientation        : A beautiful girl named Nisa waited for the bus
Event                 : The bus driver asked Nisa
Twist                 : The bus driver knows that Nisa’s  oldest  brother was her grandfather.


Two Dog

One time, there is two dogs, the first is dogs A and the socond is dogs B was.thwy was trapped on an island, by way of cross island. When they went to cross the island the dog needs enough stamina, dog A training was an all-out, but dog B is rlaxed, and don’t training at all. His time is reached, both crossing , and the dog  B up in advance from dogs A, dog B and even a dog  could eat and rest before A dog is not happy and the dog was in daze, asking “why do you get first?” Dog B replied “of course, my is dog of sea”

TEXT ANALYZING 

Orientation  :Two dogs trapped on an island
Event           : His time is reached, both crossing
Twist           : Dog B is dog of sea