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The Oldest

In a large family there is a beautiful girl named nisa. One day he waited for the school bus.

When the bus came, she go into the bus. The bus driver asked him ‘what grade are you ?’, then nisa replied ‘class 11’. Then the bus driver asked again ‘how many brothers ?’, Nisa briefly answered ‘3, sir’.

The bus driver asked again ‘you the oldest ?’ nisa answered ‘no sir, the oldest was my grandfather’

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Orientation        : A beautiful girl named Nisa waited for the bus

Event                 : The bus driver asked Nisa

Twist                 : The bus driver knows that Nisa’s  oldest  brother was her grandfather.

Two Dog

One time, there is two dogs, the first is dogs A and the socond is dogs B was.thwy was trapped on an island, by way of cross island. When they went to cross the island the dog needs enough stamina, dog A training was an all-out, but dog B is rlaxed, and don’t training at all. His time is reached, both crossing , and the dog  B up in advance from dogs A, dog B and even a dog  could eat and rest before A dog is not happy and the dog was in daze, asking “why do you get first?” Dog B replied “of course, my is dog of sea”

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Orientation  :Two dogs trapped on an island

Event           : His time is reached, both crossing

Twist           : Dog B is dog of sea